At the hotel, there was this accapella group singing in the lobby. They had beer and we all just kind of shared each other's. I was the only one with a bottle opener as I have one on my keychain.

This guy really liked me and he said something like, "a good woman always has a church key."

Earlier in the wedding, I helped another guy open his bottle with my opener. He said, "I like your style."

Always carry a "church key."